Tom Bishop is an avid writer and poet, with an interest in fun, humorous, and sometimes moving thoughts and imagery. He has been writing poems and short stories for years, and has begun to develop novel-length work more recently. In these endeavors, he has found that practice, for whatever reason, does not always make perfect.

Tom first developed his lack of writing skills in high school, as well as his musical ineptitude, learning to hack away on the piano, trumpet, voice, drums, and more recently, banjo. While attending the University of Massachusetts at Lowell, he performed in theater and wrote a musical play, as well as several independent compositions. Again, none of them offer much value.

Besides writing, Tom also enjoys whitewater kayaking, skiing, sailing, running, mountain biking, tennis, stunt kiting, fly fishing, and in-line skating. Tom acquired an MBA at the Boston University School of Management in 2002. These efforts, not to beat a dead horse, are all further examples of complete and utter incompetence on Tom’s part.

In the near future, he will be suing his own biographer for slander (a suit the biographer expects to win handily once the evidence is brought to bear).