She don’t like the banjo in the mornin’
She don’t like the banjo after noon
She don’t like the banjo in the evenin’
She ain’t gonna start to like it soon.

She don’t like the banjo when it’s rainin’
She don’t like the banjo when it’s dry
She don’t like the banjo when she’s laughin’
She sure don’t like the banjo when she cries.

She don’t like the banjo winter spring or fall
She don’t like the banjo anytime at all.

She don’t like the banjo on the front porch
She don’t like the banjo on the lawn.
She don’t like the banjo nowhere near her
She don’t even like the banjo when it’s gone.