My Left One
Stories and poetry without a license
Famous Quotes
For when you need a platitude adjustment...
“The secret to finding happiness is to stop pursuing it.”
“Commitment is just a string of decisions.”
“Laugh at yourself before everyone else does.”
“Keep it stupid. It’s shorter.”
"Know when to quit. It's probably earlier than you think."
“A sell-by date in Roman numerals means it’s gone bad.”
“You can always find the fools; They're the ones who think they can always find the fools.”
“Inside every silver lining is a dark cloud.”
“Managing money is easy. Managing no money is the trick.”
“Having no regrets is evidence of a lousy memory.”
“Sometimes the bear gets you, and sometimes the bear gets you.”
“There are two kinds of people; Those who separate everyone into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.”
“If expert knowledge is necessary to converse, let’s all shut up.”
“Life is like the highway sign showing a skidding truck in that white-knuckle instant just before it jack-knifes and throws its load of live chickens all over the highway.”About This Page
Sometimes you need an historic saying for those moments when you've just burned off your eyebrows firing up the grill, your car just rolled into the open sewer by the office parking lot, or you just spilled a hot coffee all over your notebook PC.
For those special times when a dash of humor can help lighten the situation, here are a set of quotes to use and enjoy.
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